America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.
I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.
Misery is wasted on the miserable.
One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.
To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.
I don't like waking up. I feel like staying in bed usually, but I can't because I've got two kids standing next to my bed, just eager to live another day.