I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff.

There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.

When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.

I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.

Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides.

Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.

I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.'