You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.'

You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.

You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing.

When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant, and you sort of get a list from her every day, and you do, you know, you run down the list, and it feels very much like a chore.

Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I've heard educated white people say, 'slavery was 400 years ago.' No it very wasn't. It was 140 years ago...that's two 70-year-old ladies living and dying back to back. That's how recently you could buy a guy.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.

I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.