If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.
Louis C. K.Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.
Louis C. K.Race doesn't mean what it used to in America anymore. It just doesn't. Obama's black, but he's not black the way people used to define that. Is black your experience or the color of your skin? My experience is as a Mexican immigrant, more so than someone like George Lopez. He's from California. But he'll be treated as an immigrant. I am an outsider. My abuelita, my grandmother, didn't speak English. My whole family on my dad's side is in Mexico. I won't ever be called that or treated that way, but it was my experience.
Louis C. K.You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk away. No, I don't feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you're interested. It's now your problem.
Louis C. K.Sometimes I just want to tell a story regardless of whether it fits what the show is saying. Iโve been in a lot of writing rooms where somebody says an idea and everyoneโs dying, like laughing so theyโre delirious. Itโs like a black hole in a good way, everything starts to fall into it, you know what I mean.
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