Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.

I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.

A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.

I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.

When you're young as a comic, you don't have a lot of leverage.

You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you.

If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.