The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.

To me, there's a huge difference between criticism and reviewing. I really love reading good criticism of television and film. To me, a critic is someone who analyzes a show, describes it, talks about the people in it, puts it in historical context of other shows like it, compares it and stuff, and then talks about the intent of the show and whether it failed or didn't.

Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.

I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.

Misery is wasted on the miserable.

I do love standup. I love comedians. They're my community. Also, because I know so many of them, I know the value of them. I know what they can do.