I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.
Louis C. K.I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
Louis C. K.I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.
Louis C. K.If you have something to say, here's what you do: You write it down on a piece of paper, you go out in the lobby, and then you go home and you kill yourself.
Louis C. K.