Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?

A lot of stand-up specials for cable are meant to glorify the comedian. They put you in a really beautiful theater, and sometimes they even blow a little smoke in there to make it misty and sweet. They make the guy look like he's a big rock star. But comedy's not really glamorous. It doesn't enhance comedy for it to look good.

People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people used to die on the way there, have a baby, you would end up with a whole different group of people by the time you got there. Now you watch a movie and [go to the toilet] and you're home.

Very few American parents give a crap about how they raise their kids. They put minimal effort into it. Who told you it's a good idea to buy a developing mind a video game?

There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.

To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.

To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.