Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?

It's just a big excuse to say awful things.

I wish I could [keep a journal]. I have a lot of journals with one page half written in. I sometimes will write myself a quick email on my Blackberry when I think of something.

You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact with the audience.

I was raised by a hard-working single mother, so my first role model was a woman. My only caretaker was a woman, and I have three sisters, so my community was girls. I have two girls, and my dog is a girl. My dead dog was a girl. I don't know. I guess I've always keyed in on that perspective.

Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?

There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.