Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?

Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?

A lot of stand-up specials for cable are meant to glorify the comedian. They put you in a really beautiful theater, and sometimes they even blow a little smoke in there to make it misty and sweet. They make the guy look like he's a big rock star. But comedy's not really glamorous. It doesn't enhance comedy for it to look good.

Don't text or twitter during the show. Just live your life. Don't keep telling people what you're doing. Just, because also - also - it lights up your big dumb face.

I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.

Everybody is different. Some comedy is more musical like Steven Wright. His is a pillar of comedy to me. He invented a whole form and all his jokes are poems. So it's different. I wanted to do it like George Carlin. Now I do it like me.

I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.