When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides.

It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.

Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don’t.

I was an awkward kid.

Maybe God is an asshole...of course not, he's not an asshole, he's imaginary.

I was in a hotel room in Dallas, and I was jerking off so much and so sadly and pathetically, that the phone rang, and I thought it's them, they're complaining. ... "Sir, could you please stop?"

I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.