There's no such thing as a cheap laugh.

I'm a good citizen. I'm a good father. I recycle and I masturbate.

There’s a need to perfect things in a writers’ room, and that can take a lot of fun out of a show sometimes. It’s a struggle. It depends on your personality. Some people love working with a writing staff. I had a great writing staff on Lucky Louie, but it sometimes felt like Congress or something.

The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows.

People don't talk to me on airplanes.