I have Twitter so I can tell people what I want them to buy and they give me money.
The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.
Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?
All these words we use, anybody can be a genius now. It used to be you had to have a thought no one ever had before or you had to invent a number. Now, itโs like, โHey, Iโve got a cup in case we need another cup.โ โDude, youโre a genius!โ
The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.