When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant, and you sort of get a list from her every day, and you do, you know, you run down the list, and it feels very much like a chore.

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'

I love comedians. They're my community.

My uncles were all funny. My dad wasn't funny, but my uncles were all funny. Now I go back and I like him better than them, they were manipulative funny.

I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.

I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.