When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant, and you sort of get a list from her every day, and you do, you know, you run down the list, and it feels very much like a chore.

I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.

I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.

I'm close to my audience. I think I have more tools in my box than other guys who might try it. Also, I know how to do this stuff. I know how to write and shoot and edit. I'm technically adept and that helped with the website. You need a big skill set.

I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now.

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'