Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better.

It's just a big excuse to say awful things.

I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two.

Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.

Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.

You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease.