I could never sit down and write jokes.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the new one? I hate this thing.

I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.

You can't answer a kid's question. A kid never accepts any answer. A kid never says, 'Oh, thanks. I get it.'... They just keep coming with more questions - why, why, why? - until you don't even know who the fk you are anymore at the end of the conversation. It's an insane deconstruction.

I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.