Life's too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee.
I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot that way.
To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.
Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.
I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.
Everything is amazing and nobody is happy