You ever go to shop for tuna, and it says "dolphin safe", and you look at it and kind of go, "Yeah, but"-like somehow you think it's not going to be as good? Like, "I want to do the right thing-but it's probably kind of bland without the dolphin."

Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.

I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don't live that long. It doesn't matter.

I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'

To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.