When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.

I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.

I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.

There's no such thing as a cheap laugh.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them.