I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.
I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all gonna die and then you're gonna be dead for way longer than you're alive. Like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just dead people that didn't die yet.
You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.
I'm not raising the children, I'm raising the grown ups that they're going to be.
When you're young as a comic, you don't have a lot of leverage.