People don't talk to me on airplanes.

Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.

I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

How do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women. Globally and historically, we're the number one cause of injury and mayhem to women... You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease.

I wish I could [keep a journal]. I have a lot of journals with one page half written in. I sometimes will write myself a quick email on my Blackberry when I think of something.

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

I don't feel those limits when I'm on stage. For some reason, audiences let me get away with things. Remember, it's all comedy. Words. Thoughts. All thoughts are safe and worth exploring.