There's people that say “It's not fair You have all that stuff.” I wasn't born with it. It was a horrible process to get to this. It took me my whole life. If you're new at this- and by “new at it.” I mean 15 years in, or even 20- you're just starting to grow traction. Young musicians believe they should be able to throw a band together and be famous, and anything that's in their way is unfair and evil. What are you, in your 20s, you picked up a guitar? Give it a minute.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.

I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.

If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.

I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.'

I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.

You need to build an ability to just be yourself, and not be doing something.