All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad; talking is good.

You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.'

Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.

Sadness is poetic. You're lucky to live sad moments. When you let yourself be sad, your body has antibodies. It has happiness that comes rushing in to meet the sadness.

Why can't we have racism that's ignorant but nice? You could have stereotypes that are positive about race. You could say, "Those Chinese people, they can fly!" "You know about the Puerto Ricans? They're made of candy!"

There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?'