At that point Ms Fox came in and said, "Hello, carry on as if I am not here." Then she lay down on the floor.

As we drew near to the gates of Dother Hall the old bell in the belfry rang out. I said, 'I must go in, it's nigh on ten of the clock.' He half-turned away from me, his jacket collar hiding his expression. Was he angry? Disappointed?" Jo looked intently and I said, "Hungry?" Jo ignored me, but as she passed by acting out walking away from Phil, she allowed her hand to slap against my head.

I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.

I am looking at you and you are looking at me. This is very good. I am looking and I am liking. You are looking and you are thinking, 'I hope she doesn't hit me with her crop.' But that is because I am me and you are you.

Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.

I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.