A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.

What is that song they are singing Is it an old Yorkshire ditty you know like that 'On Ilkley Moor Bar T'at' " Ruby said "Nah it's a football song. It goes 'We hate Chelsea we hate Chelsea we are the Chelsea haters.

How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?

If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!

As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.

Or if I truly gave up I could be like Wet Lindsay. When Robbie dumped her she got all pale and even wetter than normal. She was like an anoraksick. (A person who is both very thin and wears tragic anoraks.) I just made that up as a joke. Even though I am very upset I can still think of a joke.