I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus

You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?' 'Look, shut up, people might hear.' 'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone?

You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!

Heathcliff. The "hero" of Wuthering Heights. Although no one knows why. He's mean, moody, and possibly a bit on the pongy side. Cathy loves him, though. She shows this by viciously rejecting him and marrying someone else for a laugh. Still, that is true love on the moors for you.

Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.