Unbelievable! I said, "What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties?

Watching TV mum said," Do you miss your dad?" And I said," Who?

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs. P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.

Love is a many trousered thing.

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.