How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him.

I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them.

Mr. Darcy was in Pride and Prejudice and at first he was all snooty and huffy; then he fell in a lake and came out with his shirt all wet. And then we all loved him. In a swoony way.

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.