And the kittykats would have to erect scaffolding and a pulley to get him down. Mind you, I wouldn't put that past them. Sometimes when they are behind the sofa supposedly purring, I think they are drilling.

This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'.

He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.

I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson

Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter.

I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.

Love is a many trousered thing.