I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.

You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

Who wouldn't want to see some owl eggs?" I said, "Come on then, they are down here." He said, "Tallulah, the answer to who wouldn't want to see some owl eggs is... me!!!!

How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?

Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him.

Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter.