I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick.

When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.

Vaisey said, "Is it because your parents don't understand you?" Charlie said, "No, it's because our parents understand us very well, and that is why they wanted us to go away.

You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!