I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.

If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him.

Shakespeare is just some bloke who keeps ranting "what light trough yonder window breaks" its the moon for god sakes!

You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick.