I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both sides without being obstructed.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

... love is banality to all outsiders.

Just a little sheep dip. Panacea for all stomach ailments.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.