JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.
A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty - he has suffered longer.
He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.
Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.
A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book.
You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink.