Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
You are never too old to become younger!
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.
Always remember honey. A good motto is: Take all you can get and give as little as possible.
If you put your foot in it, be sure it's your best foot.
Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? (She made this remark in February 1936, at the railway station in Los Angeles upon her return from Chicago, when a Los Angeles police officer was assigned to escort her home)