I never needed Panavision and stereophonic sound to woo the world. I did it in black and white on a screen the size of a postage stamp. Honey, that's talent.

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you

The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.

I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.

I've always taken men just as I found 'em, and thank heavens I've been able to find 'em.

If you put your foot in it, be sure it's your best foot.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.