I never needed Panavision and stereophonic sound to woo the world. I did it in black and white on a screen the size of a postage stamp. Honey, that's talent.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.