The curve is more powerful than the sword.

Flattery will get you everywhere.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Ya know it was a toss-up whether I go in for diamonds or sing in the choir. The choir lost.

No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned, what's left to create the illusion? Let em wonder. I never believed in giving them too much of me.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.