men are not realists - only women are.
Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.
I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.