The bite of existence did not cut into one in Hollywood ... Life elsewhere was real and slippery and struggled in the arms like a big fish dying in air.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

Don't forget honey. Never let one man worry your mind. Find 'em, fool 'em and forget 'em.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.

A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty - he has suffered longer.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.