Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you
men are not realists - only women are.
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress?
Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.
Poor Mary Ann! She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he's a ruler.