I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.

I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink.

Don't ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.

The bite of existence did not cut into one in Hollywood.