Ya know it was a toss-up whether I go in for diamonds or sing in the choir. The choir lost.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Never ask a man where he has been.

I like a man what takes his time.