He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

Ice is nice at any price.

When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop.