He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.

[On the metaphysical:] ... I knew in some marvelous way I had touched the hem of the unknown. And being me, I wanted to lift that hemline a little bit more.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.