Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb.
JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.
Poor Mary Ann! She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he's a ruler.
Look your best - who said love is blind?
all pleasures should be taken in great leisure and are worth going into in detail; love is not like eating a quick lunch with one's hat on.