Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening. . . . Come up. I'll tell your fortune. . . . Ah, you can be had.
Always remember honey. A good motto is: Take all you can get and give as little as possible.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun.
When in doubt take a bath