Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop.

Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.

I started out as Snow White, but then I drifted.