Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.

JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love--that's not so bad either.

The finest woman that ever walked the streets.

When you think about it, what other playwrights are there besides O'Neill, Tennessee and me?

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.