JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
... love is banality to all outsiders.
Don't ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.