I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust.
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.
The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.