In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.
Don't ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.
Good theater is not what is expected, but what surprises.
Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.