I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

More people saw me than saw Napoleon, Lincoln and Cleopatra. I was better known than Einstein and Picasso. ... I changed the fashion of two continents. The style of the Gay Nineties became the rage ... women were trying to walk and talk like me. Women became more sex-conscious - sex was out in the open and fun.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.