Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now just shouldn't be allowed. There's no dignity anymore and I think that's very important.

what's life good fer anyhow? The minute you crawl into the world for no good reason of yer own, it's got you licked four ways from the ace.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.