Don't ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.
Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present
I never needed Panavision and stereophonic sound to woo the world. I did it in black and white on a screen the size of a postage stamp. Honey, that's talent.
what's life good fer anyhow? The minute you crawl into the world for no good reason of yer own, it's got you licked four ways from the ace.