Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.
I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.