Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.

Don't forget honey. Never let one man worry your mind. Find 'em, fool 'em and forget 'em.

Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.

Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both sides without being obstructed.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?