I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.

I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust.

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned, what's left to create the illusion? Let em wonder. I never believed in giving them too much of me.

Beulah, peel me a grape

I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.