I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.
Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.