Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?
Men would wither and custom stale them, but diamonds! Ah, they were crystallized immortality!
Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
For a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I'm not ashamed anymore.