It's hard to find a good man, but it's good to find a hard one.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Ya know it was a toss-up whether I go in for diamonds or sing in the choir. The choir lost.