My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned, what's left to create the illusion? Let em wonder. I never believed in giving them too much of me.
I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.
Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.