Live close, visit often.
For a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I'm not ashamed anymore.
JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
If you put your foot in it, be sure it's your best foot.
It's hard to find a good man, but it's good to find a hard one.