Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you
The bite of existence did not cut into one in Hollywood.
Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present