Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

what's life good fer anyhow? The minute you crawl into the world for no good reason of yer own, it's got you licked four ways from the ace.