Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.

It's hard to find a good man, but it's good to find a hard one.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun.