Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening. . . . Come up. I'll tell your fortune. . . . Ah, you can be had.
JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
A hard man is good to find.
It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.