Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness... My work has always been my greatest happiness

I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress?

You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now just shouldn't be allowed. There's no dignity anymore and I think that's very important.

Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.