Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love--that's not so bad either.

The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.

Dress gives one the outward sign from which people in general can, and often do, judge upon the inward state of mind and feelings.