all pleasures should be taken in great leisure and are worth going into in detail; love is not like eating a quick lunch with one's hat on.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

It's hard to find a good man, but it's good to find a hard one.

Beulah, peel me a grape

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.