The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Live close, visit often.
I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.