I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.