Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

Hollywood was like a mouse being followed by a cat called television.

I never needed Panavision and stereophonic sound to woo the world. I did it in black and white on a screen the size of a postage stamp. Honey, that's talent.

JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.